Happy Valentine's Day!! - Gifts that Suck

Came across 3 gifts that should not be a part of your quiver of love if you want it to last:

#3 Heart Remote Control

Because tacky doesn't need to limit itself to everyday stuff like your wardrobe, your car and your general state of being, this little gem was created for the trailer park princess in your life. Sadly devoid of rhinestones, this remote comes with a spot for engraving, so she can never deny that she once dated someone retarded enough to think this was a good gift.

#2 Truthful Valentine's Card

#1. Q-Pig

Romance and swine have had a sordid history at best. Rare is the woman who likes being associated with pigs and frankly, if it's not bacon, there are probably very few men who like it either. Nonetheless, some intrepid soul designed Q-Pig, a fat little pink Valentine take off of Cupid, complete with toga and his own rap song.

And finally, if you are still looking for love might we suggest:

Happy Valentine's Day from all of us!